It was freezing out (46 ) and very windy but the kids were great sports. We roasted hot dogs over the fire pit and then did the doughnut game. We divided into teams to find all the bones of a skeleton and the first team to find all of their bones and assemble it won. They had a lot of fun running around with flashlights looking for bones. Then we gathered around the fire to handle the remains of poor Mr Smith. It was gross and so much fun. We had oatmeal for brains, a whole peeled tomato for the heart, cooked lasagna noodles in oil for skin, baby whole pickles for fingers, a laytex glove filled with flour for a hand, pearl onions for eyes, dried apples for ears, dried mango slice for a tongue, and candy corn for teeth. After the game we decided to have a scary story. Looking back, I may have overdone the story...but it sure got a great reaction when Tyson revved up that chain saw from the woods behind us. I have never seen a group of children take off in a dead run so quickly. Chairs were thrown, McCoy was trampled, and the screams were deafning. Those little stinkers got to the house before me ( I stopped to pick up my truely traumatized McCoy) and they locked me out! They really believed there was the ghost of a murder in our back yard and they left McCoy and I out there to face certain death. It was hysterical. Once they let me back in and after Tyson came screaming to the back door, we calmed them all down and convinced them it was all a joke. The story was completely made up. They were sure wound up at that point and refused to ever go into our back yard again. Luckily it was almost time for the parents to get there, so we opened presents and had monster cupcakes and caramel apples to end the night. It really was a lot of fun, even if my 5 year old refused to go to sleep that night :)
That is SOOO stinkin' funny!!!!
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