Are you kidding?

The other day I was in the kitchen making lunch with Madden and McCoy and Coleman were playing in the basement. Suddenly I heard Coleman start to cry and I knew he was hurt. I went down the stairs and asked what happened. McCoy said, "It was an accident." Again I asked what happened and McCoy said, "He's in the basement. When someone's in the basement they have to fight me." What? I said they absolutely did not have to fight him. After a little debate about that I said maybe they could play on seperate sides of the playroom. McCoy looked me in the eyes and very seriously said," I can't help it mom. When I see someone down here I have to throw something at him." I stiffeled a laugh, kind of, and told him to be strong. He could stop if he really tried. Where does he come up with these?